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Warning: Unhealthy Relationships, Yandere!Eren
Summary: But still, he couldn’t find it in himself to see his beautiful and sweet Eren being the cause of this.
The very same Eren who’d taken him on the stupidest of dates, and cried over the cheesiest romance movies. The one who had used the worst of his own pickup lines just to make Levi laugh. A sound that used to be so false, but because of Eren it had become somewhat true.
And now, now he didn’t know what to think.
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I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have
"My love for you is like diarrhoea. I simply cannot stop it."
- an actual love letter from a stalker to my female boss
It sounds like something Levi would write though lol.
EREN/LEVI • RATED M
— cracky cliché arranged marriage au
What do you do when your kingdom’s about to go bankrupt? Crossdress as a princess so you can marry a rich prince, of course. That’s obviously the most logical way to go about this according to his parents. And to make matters worse, the rich prince is a teeny tiny, insufferably irritable, completely constipated asshole. Someone help him, please.